Sabtu, 28 Januari 2012

Men can fix anything!‏


                                                 Don't have a spoon?
                                 I can fix that!





                                              Seat belt broken?
                                I can fix that!



                                          
                          New TV too big for the old cabinet?
                           I can fix that!


                                          Electrical problem?
                              I can fix that!

                                                     Car stereo stolen?
                                    I can fix that!

                                                                                       
                                                       Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
                                     I can fix that!

                                                Can't afford a real GPS?
                                 I can fix that!

                                                No ice chest?
                                I can fix that!

                                                   Can't read the ATM screen?
                                  I can fix that!

                                             Car imported from the wrong country?
                              I can fix that!

                                       Satellite go out in the rain?
                                    I can fix that!

                                         Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?
                                           I can fixed that.

                                            Wiper motor burned out?
                                I can fix that!
                                
   
                                                Display rack falling over?
                                I can fix that!
                                        
                                                        Exhaust pipe dragging?
                                      I can fix that!

                                      Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
                         I can fix that!

                                                Cables falling behind the desk?
                                 I can fix that!

                                                  (I actually think that's ingenious.)

                                    I am speechless!

HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED










Jumat, 27 Januari 2012

I Love My MoM More Than Any One


Dedicated to all Mothers:D

She works 24 hrs in a day ,
She's a mum,
... She's an alarm clock,
A cook,
A maid,
A teacher,
A nainy,
A nurse,
A driver,
A handyman,
A security officer,
A Photographer,
A counselor,
A comfortor,
She doesn't get holidays sick pay or days off

She works through the Day any Night
And Gets Paid in hugss and kisses
Hit like if u love ♥ Your MoM ♥

Kamis, 26 Januari 2012

How to Start an Online Business With Ease

You can quickly begin an online company if you know the right steps to take. These days, many people do online company. Several companies have also come into the online industry. You too can be successful if you know how to go about the process. You can begin by following these tips discussed below:

• Create a company plan
You're starting point when thinking of building a lasting online profession is to build up your own strategic strategy. You must have something to offer online. Your strategic strategy can be an concept. You can begin by selling a awesome item. You can equally strategy to offer a service. If you have a excellent talent, you can strategy selling it online. Your strategic strategy must be carefully thought out. You have to strategy how to execute the concept in order to make enough returns. You can make time to search a market niche for your strategic strategy. Once you have the strategy set, you can be sure of succeeding in your online profession.

• Set up your Exclusive Office
There's a need to have an online workplace for your online company. You can work comfortably from the confines of your bedroom. All you need is to have a cubicle. You need a computer for your virtual workplace. You also need a fast online access. You don't need to spend huge sums of money to procure a excellent computer and a fast online access. You can quickly purchase them very cheap from efficient dealers around. You also need a excellent workplace desk and chair for your company. Once you have these equipments, you're set to begin your company online.

• Build a Web page for Your Business
To begin an online company successfully, you need to have a foundation to offer your concept. The best foundation you can have is a useful website. You can begin by creating a no cost blog or a no cost website for your company concept. There are several online resources providing no cost blogs and no cost websites. You simply need to sign up to use such resources. Once your company starts to yield enough cash, you can make a better website for it. You don't need to spend much on that since there are web designers providing quality web design services at affordable rates. Your site can quickly be developed and hosted on a efficient server. You can also register a awesome domain name for your website.

• Enhance Your company daily
You can do well in any online profession when you engage in everyday company promotion. This is very vital if you truly want to be successful. You have to market your products or services on regular basis. If you have a site for your company, you have to submit the weblink to various online internet directories. You can write awesome articles or reviews about your item and get them released on popular article submission sites. You have to include your website on the articles. Once they are released, people can quickly visit your site through the weblink.

Selasa, 24 Januari 2012

Did you hear about the blonde that...

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

Poor guy ( Dirty joke)

 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

LOL Frog is playing Video Game


Senin, 23 Januari 2012

Postman Vs Blonde ( Very Funny)

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.


When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a cheque for
50.

At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch.

The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When they ;went downstairs, the blonde fixed him a full English breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage & Tomato with freshly squeezed orange juice. As she was pouring him a cup of steaming coffee, he noticed a one pound coin in the saucer.

'All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, 'but what's the quid for?'

'Well,' said the dumb blonde, 'Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you'. 'I asked him what I should give you'.


He said, 'Fuck him. Give him a quid.'

She smiled shyly and said, 'The breakfast was my idea.'

Minggu, 22 Januari 2012

The Top 10 Health Benefits of Kissing

The Top 10 Health Benefits of Kissing

Have been documented in medical studies offering amazing advantages for a long and healthy life.
  1. Those who kiss their partner goodbye each morning live five years longer than those who don’t.
  2. Kissing is great for self-esteem. It makes you feel appreciated and helps your state of mind. 
  3. Kissing burns calories, 2-3 calories a minute and can double your metabolic rate. Research claims that three passionate kisses a day (at least lasting 20 seconds each) will cause you to loose an entire extra pound! It's time to start that kissing diet!
  4. Kissing is a known stress-reliever. Passionate kissing relieves tension, reduces negative energy and produces a sense of well being, lowering your cortisol ‘stress’ hormone.
  5. Kissing uses 30 facial muscles and it helps keep the facial muscles tight, preventing baggy cheeks! The tension in the muscles caused by a passionate kiss helps smooth the skin and increases the circulation.
  6. Kissing is good for the heart, as it creates an adrenaline which causes your heart to pump more blood around your body. Frequent kissing has scientifically been proven to stabilize cardiovascular activity, decrease blood pressure and cholesterol.
  7. Those who kiss quite frequently are less likely to suffer from stomach, bladder and blood infections.
  8. During a kiss, natural antibiotics are secreted in the saliva. Also, the saliva contains a type of anesthetic that helps relieve pain.
  9. Kissing reduces anxiety and stops the 'noise' in your mind. It increases the levels of oxytocin, an extremely calming hormone that produces a feeling of peace.
  10. The endorphins produced by kissing are 200 times more powerful than morphine. [source]

♥ Love Her ♥

♥ Love Her ♥
When she sips on your coffee or drink..
... She only wants to make sure it tastes just right for
you!!

♥ Love Her ♥
When she has annoying little habits that drives you
nuts
You have them too!!

♥ Love Her ♥
When her cooking is bad
She tries for you!!

♥ Love Her ♥
When she makes you watch corny love drama's while
the sport is on..
she wants to share those moments with you!!

♥ Love Her ♥
When she spends hours to get ready..
She only wants to look herself best for you!!

♥ Love Her ♥
When she buys you gifts you don't like..
She puts in all her savings for u!!

♥ Love Her ♥
When often her eyes water suddenly..
She actually had a thought of loosing you!!
Take time to make her feel special in every way you
can&even if you don't..
SHE'LL LOVE YOU ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!
coz its never been about"HER", its always all about
"YOU"...
And remember guys..
love is the only key to a girls heart .. ♥

Girl : Am I pretty?

Girl : Am I pretty?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy : NO.
Girl : Would you cry if I walked away?
.Boy : NO.
She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked away,
tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.
Boy : Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to
be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would DIE.
(Boy whispers) : Please? Stay with me.
(Girl whispers) : I will.

Sabtu, 21 Januari 2012

He has cancer. Please pray for him:(

Please SHARE show your support ..♥ ;'(
God may help him.

What gender is computer?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House," in French, is feminine-"la mansion."

"Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "...What gender is computer?..."

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary.

So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

The 7 Habits of Man & women


The best part of my life since you been gone

The best part of my life since you been gone,
Is to sing as loud as I want in the car..
I'm turning it up without you,
It's the best part, it's the best part!!

... Take as long a shower as I want,
Take my time to put my makeup on..
Live my life without you,
It's the BEST PART.. it's the BEST PART ♥

You made it easier ..to Let you go, Let you go
You made it easy to Say,

Thanks For NothIng.!
Thanks for giving my Life Back..
Thanks for showing me what I don't Need.
♥ THANKYOU ♥

Thanks for leaving,
Now I'm gonna Celebrate
'Cause Now My Night's Are Free,
And I can be with anyone I Like!!

Jumat, 20 Januari 2012

Thats True Love --Must read

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the... floor...♥
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him....
He prays that they shud not have a
fight..♥
He finds a note near the table...♥

"Honey..your favorite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery... ♥
  I'll cum running back to you, my love.
I love you. ..."♥

He gets surprised and asks his son..,
'what happened last night..?' ♥

Son told...,"

when mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said......" ♥

" Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone...
I M Married !!!"

That's True Love...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

The Major Reason Behind Brain Cancer



Sum Facts about Guys:

Sum Facts about Guys:

When a guy calls you,he wants to be with you....

When a guy is quiet,he's listening to you...
...
When a guy is not arguing,he realizes he's wrong.

When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes, he means it.

When a guy stares at you,he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday, he is in love with you.

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.

When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you until you're done.

When a guy says, "I miss you,"he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else...!!

 

Kamis, 19 Januari 2012

Love Story of Father and Daughter



A little girl and her father were crossing a bridge;
The father was kind of scared
so he asked his little daughter:
... “Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that;
you don’t fall into the river..”

The little girl said:
“No, Dad. You hold my hand.”

“What’s the difference?”
Asked the puzzled father.

“There’s a big difference,”
Replied the little girl..!

“If I hold your hand and something happens to me,
chances are that I may let your hand go.
But if you hold my hand,
I know for sure that no matter what happens,
you will never let my hand go..”

-Moral:
In any Relationship,
the sense of Trust is not in its Bind, but in its Bond.
So hold the hand of the Person whom you Love;
Rather than expecting them to hold yours..:)♥

Rabu, 18 Januari 2012

Most Racist Moment On A Game Show!

A clip from a TV show called "Without Prejudice?" which was on GSN a couple of years ago. l think this video will help people to start an important dialog.

A Touchy Love Story..



A boy Was Tired Of Girlfriend's Msgs Which Always Said- I... Love U, I Miss U....

One Night he Received A Msg From Her But Didn't Read It,Instead he Slept

Next Day he Got A Call From His girlfriend's Mom Who Said....

That Her Daughter Had A Car Accident & Died Last Night....

he Then Read The Msg In Which It Was Written,

"Dear Please Come In Front Of your House, I Met With An Accident & Its My Last Wish To See U Plz.....  :(


Friends Never Ignore anything in Life.

Selasa, 17 Januari 2012

WOMAN STEALS CRATE OF BEER BY SHOVING UP DRESS!!!!

It was a lovely day for a Guinness for this beer burglar, but the way she went about stealing it is as impressive as it is illegal.
A video posted to YouTube shows how the woman, shopping with a man and young child, eying a 24-pack of Guinness along a wall in the store.
She casually walks over and, in a quick motion, scoops up the beer, lifts her dress and positions the case between her legs.

Powerful message to youngsters

This is a powerful message to youngsters in the modern society. Parents, please share this with your kids.


One young, academically-excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company.



He passed the first interview. The director conducted the last interview and took the final decision.

The director discovered from the CV that the youth's academic achievements were excellent all the way, from the secondary school until post-graduate research.

The director asked, "Did you obtain any scholarships in school?"

Te youth answered, "None".

The director asked, "Was it your father who paid for your school fees?"

The youth answered, "My father passed away when I was one year old. It was my mother who paid for my school fees.

The director asked, "Where did your mother work?"

The youth answered, "My mother worked as clothes cleaner. The director requested the youth to show his hands. The youth showed a pair of hands that were smooth and perfect.

The director asked, "Have you ever helped your mother wash the clothes before?"

The youth answered, "Never. My mother always wanted me to study and read more books. Furthermore, my mother can wash clothes faster than me.

The director said, "I have a request. When you go back today, go and clean your mother's hands and then see me tomorrow morning.”

The youth felt that his chance of landing the job was high. When he went back, he happily requested his mother to let him clean her hands. His mother felt strange, happy but with mixed feelings, she showed her hands to the kid.

The youth cleaned his mother's hands slowly. His tear fell as he did that. It was the first time he noticed that his mother's hands were so wrinkled, and there were so many bruises in her hands. Some bruises were so painful that his mother shivered when they were cleaned with water.

This was the first time the youth realized that it was this pair of hands that washed the clothes everyday to enable him to pay the school fee. The bruises in the mother's hands were the price that the mother had to pay for his graduation, academic excellence and his future.

After finishing the cleaning his mother hands, the youth quietly washed all the remaining clothes for his mother.

That night, mother and son talked for a very long time.

Next morning, the youth went to the director's office.

The director noticed the tears in the youth's eyes, asked: "Can you tell me what you did and learn yesterday in your house?"

The youth answered, "I cleaned my mother's hand, and also finished washing all the clothes that were remaining to be washed.”

The director asked, "Please tell me your feelings."

The youth said, “Number 1, I know now what is appreciation. Without my mother, there would not the successful me today. Number 2, by working together and helping my mother, only I now realise how difficult and tough it is to get something done. Number 3, I have come to appreciate the importance and value of family relationship.

The director said, "This is what I am looking for to be my manager.

I want to recruit a person who can appreciate the help of others, a person who knows the sufferings of others to get things done, and a person who would not put money as his only goal in life. You are hired.

Later on, this young person worked very hard, and received the respect of his subordinates. Every employee worked diligently and as a team. The company's performance improved tremendously.

A child, who has been protected and habitually given whatever he wanted, would develop "entitlement mentality" and would always put himself first. He would be ignorant of his parent's efforts. When he starts work, he assumes that every person must listen to him, and when he becomes a manager, he would never know the sufferings of his employees and would always blame others. For this kind of people, who may be good academically, may be successful for a while, but eventually would not feel sense of achievement. He will grumble and be full of hatred and fight for more. If we are this kind of protective parents, are we really showing love or are we destroying the kid instead?

You can let your kid live in a big house, eat a good meal, learn piano, watch a big screen TV. But when you are cutting grass, please let them experience it. After a meal, let them wash their plates and bowls together with their brothers and sisters. It is not because you do not have money to hire a maid, but it is because you want to love them in a right way. You want them to understand, no matter how rich their parents are, one day their hair will grow gray, same as the mother of that young person. The most important thing is your kid learns how to appreciate the effort and experience the difficulty and learns the ability to work with others to get things done

Senin, 16 Januari 2012

Ant's abdomen is semi-transparent



Colorful ants photographed by Mohamed Babu, a scientist and photographer. In these picture ants are eating colorful drop of sugar, which Mohamed Babu placed in his garden and captured them. He experimented after his wife told him that some ants turned into white after drinking spilt milk and then he tried with red, green, blue and yellow as shown in pictures.



“As the ant's abdomen is semi-transparent, the ants gain the colours as they sip the liquid. Some of the ants even wandered from one color to another, creating new combinations in their bodies," Babu told.

TUNNEL OF LOVE - Amazing Train Tunnel

There is a beautiful train track which is located in KLEVEN, UKRAINE . It is naturally covered by green trees and makes a tunnel. This train tunnel is named as” “Tunnel of Love” by local people.

Mummy, may I ask you a question?

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old so...n waiting for her at the door.

SON: Mummy, may I ask you a question?
MUM: Yeah sure, what it is?  replied the woman.

SON: Mummy, how much do you make an hour?
MUM: That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing? the woman said angrily.

SON -I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?
MUM: If you must know, I make $20 an hour.

SON: Oh.. the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: Mummy, may I please borrow $5?

The mother was furious, If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.


The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door...

The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $5 and he really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

  Are you asleep, son? She asked.
  No Mummy, I'm awake, replied the boy.

  I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier said the woman. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $5 you asked for.

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. Oh, thank you Mummy! he yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.


The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother.

  Why do you want more money if you already have some?  the mother grumbled.
  Because I didn't have enough, but now I do the little boy replied.

Mummy, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?
Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.

The mother was crushed. She put her arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness.


It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $20 worth of your time with someone you love ♥

Minggu, 15 Januari 2012

What If a BARBER makes a mistake

If a BARBER makes a mistake, it’s a new
style
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it’s a
new law.
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, it’s a new
invention. If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it’s a new
fashion.
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, it’s a new
theory.
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, it’s
a"MISTAKE" : This izz cheating .

2 year old girl talking to her mother - Must Watch


Who want to kill these killers



Just For Justice,
justice for your sis...your little effort can make society aware & can give this 23 year give justice..

JUST READ CAREFULLY & DO SHARE---

"her dream didn't even last for 3 months!



This is the true incident of moradabad, India.. A girl named supriya singh was from poor family, but she was intelligent, she completed schooling & got good rank in AIEEE. And completed B.tech and got employed..

She loved a guy named, rohit singhania, but her father fixed her marriage in some other family, and also she didn't have guts to tell her parents..so she sacrificed her love just for parents..

Her father searched a doctor for the marriage of her daughter..as it was demanded 20 lacks from the family of bridegroom, he borrowed 20 lacs from bank giving guaranty of all his ancestor property..

She got married and after 3 months the family of bridegroom wanted another 20 lacs + a Tata safari..her father already kept all property, dint even have single rupee to give..so he begged the family of bridegroom..and said whatever they demanded, he gave..now he not even single rupee to give..
The family of bridegroom warned that if bride' father wouldn't give the wanted money and kind..they will burn his daughter...
Her father cried and tensed..but he he couldn't do anything...

Finally on the midnight of 23 nov..the family of bridegroom..abused the girl physically, mentally & verbally and at last put kerosine oil on the body of the bride and lighted...

Anyhow the neighbors helped her but her body was 70 percent burned...

If you have heart..
Do not want to see this happen with your sister..
Just click on share & share as much as possible
And make people aware of this fact

We need the maximum shares so that people may know this cruel act...

And people like that must be hang till death..

Dear Mom


Earn Money Online With Affiliate Marketing

Real money can be make online through affiliate marketing. So, what is affiliate marketing? Well, perhaps the easiest way to explain what is affiliate marketing is to say that is earning money by selling other peoples stuff, or earning money online by helping others sell their products online by becoming publisher or promoter or their products. Money is made when you sell the product or provide a lead and earn a commission. Commission is either a percent of the sale price of the product, or a predetermined amount of money per sale or lead that you make on their behalf.

These types of promotions have a number of forms but mostly you will be involved as a publisher. As a publisher you you will earn your commission when a visitor to your site follows a link on your site to another site and then purchase something. Other kind is where you earn money when a visitor to your site or blog takes some action. Those actions could be something like: Leave their email, download and install some software, complete a survey, fill out a form etc.

When a visitor to your site buys something or takes action that earns you commission is called a conversion. There are number of ways to track conversions. One way of tracking conversions is when you as a publisher use a link with a code  that is unique to you and this code makes possible to the advertiser to keep track where do conversions come from, which is usually done by so called cookies.  Other way of tracking conversions is when through a coupon code. The advertiser gives a publisher a coupon code that helps track conversions. This coupon code is used by the readers of your blog when they purchase stuff or take some action.

Lets take for example you become affiliate with someone selling a digital product like an ebook about whatever. You are given a coupon code and you start promoting the ebook.. When the visitors to your site or blog purchase the ebook through a link on your site the use the coupon code and you earn commission for the sale.

Affiliate marketing is preferred by both the advertisers and the publisher, each from their own stand point. Advertisers like it because affiliate marketing helps them save money on advertising. This they only get to pay the publishers when  a sale is made. Although the advertisers make less money per sale in the end they earn more money because they sell more products through affiliate marketing than they would sell by themselves

Sabtu, 14 Januari 2012

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.



If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don't, you are 'not understanding' .

If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it is bad,
If you aren't, she thinks you don't love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her,
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.

If you visit other men, you are not putting in quality time,
If she is visited by other women, "Ah! It's natural, we are girls."

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics,
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting,
If she is stared by a man, she says that they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful.

CHANGE YOUR LIFE WITH 15 GREAT THOUGHTS

15 GREAT THOUGHTS

1) "Learn from the mistakes of others... you
can't live long enough to make them all
yourselves!!"



2)"A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first and Honest
people are screwed first."

3)"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it
should pretend to be venomous."


4)"There is some self-interest behind every
friendship. There is no friendship without
self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

5)" Before you start some work, always ask
yourself three questions - Why am I doing
it, What the results might be and Will I be
successful. Only when you think deeply and
find satisfactory answers to these
questions, go ahead."

6)"As soon as the fear approaches near,
attack and destroy it."

7)"The world's biggest power is the youth
and beauty of a woman."

8)"Once you start a working on something,
don't be afraid of failure and don't
abandon it. People who work sincerely are
the happiest."

9)"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in
the direction of the wind. But the goodness
of a person spreads in all direction."

10)"God is not present in idols. Your
feelings are your god. The soul is your
temple."

11) "A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

12) "Never make friends with people who
are above or below you in status. Such
friendships will never give you any
happiness."

13) "Treat your kid like a darling for the
first five years. For the next five years,
scold them. By the time they turn sixteen,
treat them like a friend. Your grown up
children are your best friends."

14) "Books are as useful to a stupid person
as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

15) "Education is the Best Friend. An
Educated Person is Respected Everywhere.
Education beats the Beauty and the Youth."

Jumat, 13 Januari 2012

Monetray system to understand the corruption

Know the Monetray system to understand the corruption.. Root cause lies in the monetary system
Must go through this..

Three basic things first..

1) Money does not created by the Government
2) Money creation power is privatized long back before the country got independence.
3) Money created By profit oriented private organisations called banks through loans.

It is the monetary system that is the root cause which prompts people to do corruption.

understand two things carefully.


1) Every currency note that comes into circulation only through loans.
2) We are taking money (principal) from the bank as loan and promising to pay back with extra interest (principal + interest).

When every currency note that comes in to circulation as debt(only Principal), where is the money in circulation to pay the extra interest? Because in practice banks never created interest money. It never existed physically. We only have the principal amount in circulation. We do not have any money available to pay the interest.

This is the root cause for all problems. If you understand this logic, it is very easy to understand the reason behind the sufferings of people.

In the current monetary system, at any given point of time, there is no money available in circulation to clear all the debts. So someone should be bankrupted unless he get some more loans from the banks to clear the previous debt. That means banks should create more money through loans in order to cover the interest so that people do not get bankrupt. It increases the money supply as well as debt in exponential manner.

The truth is the amount of debt a country had, that much money is in circulation for that country. When we clear all the debts including the government debts, we don’t have a single rupee in circulation. The Debt will increase exponentially as the money is created exponentially through Fractional Banking system

If we don't change the monetary system we talk about all these ill effects of monetary system even after 100 years.

Kamis, 12 Januari 2012

Why are you crying Mom ??

Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said.

His Mom just hugged him and said,

"And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

Later the little boy asked his father,

"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".

"All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could

say......

The little boy grew up and became a man,

still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to wise man and when wise man got

back to him, he asked "why do women cry so easily?"

wise man answered......

"When God made woman,

God decided she had to be special.

God made her shoulders

strong enough to carry

the weight of the world, yet,

made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

God gave her the inner strength

to endure childbirth

and the rejection

that many times will come

even from her own children.

God gave her a hardness

that allows her

to keep going and take care

of her family and friends,

even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and

fatigue without

complaining....

God gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any

and all circumstances. Even when her child has hurt her

badly....

She has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel

better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....

God gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults

and God fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....

God gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts

his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve

to stand beside him unfalteringly....

For all of this hard work,

God also gave her a tear to shed.

It is hers to use

whenever needed and,

it is her only weakness....

When you see her cry,

tell her how much you love her, and all she does for

everyone, and even though she may still cry, you will have

made her heart feel good.

She is special!

"Thy Lord hath decreed that ye worship none but Him, and that

ye be kind to parents. Whether one or both of them attain old

age in thy life, say not to them a word of contempt, nor

repel them, but address them in terms of honour" (15:23)

Please share this with women you know, and those with

mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives.

But, also send this to men so they will understand about what

a wonderful thing a woman is.

Each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage

each step gets easier.

Love your Mother Always..
 

Rabu, 11 Januari 2012

Indian bureaucracy rated worst in Asia

Indian bureaucracy is the worst in Asia with a 9.21 rating out of 10, according to a report by a prestigious consulting firm based in Singapore.
India fared worst than Vietnam (rated at 8.54), Indonesia (8.37), Philippines (7.57) and China (7.11), said the report released by Hong Kong-based Political and Economic Risk Consultancy Ltd.
Singapore remained the best with a rating of 2.25, followed by Hong Kong (3.53), Thailand (5.25) Taiwan (5.57), Japan (5.77), South Korea (5.87) and Malaysia (5.89).
The report said India's inefficient bureaucracy was largely responsible for most of the biggest complaints that business executive have about the country.read more

Make Money Online With Content Marketing Explained



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At the end of the day it's all about developing top quality material. Search engines has launched some up-dates lately that have modified the way we should create our content. For example, if you are trying to use re-written content on your web page, the Panda upgrade will narrow out your material. And this means you won't get traffic and revenue to your business.

Sabtu, 07 Januari 2012

Pakistani extremist groups slam 'Indian and American terrorism'

An religious and extremist groups on Saturday said Pakistan should settle the Kashmir issue and differences over sharing river water before it normalises trade relations with India and gives it Most Favoured Nation-status.
The Defence of Pakistan Council, which includes the Jamaat-ud-Dawah and Ahl-e-Sunnat Wal Jamaat, made the demand in a joint declaration adopted at a meeting of the top leaders of the various groups.
The declaration described the move to give MFN-status to India as a "plot against Pakistan".
The council demanded that the government should not make any unilateral move to normalise trade relations.
"Before beginning trade with India, the issues of Kashmir and water should be resolved," it said.


Samiul Haq said the leadership of the Council had decided to step up its country-wide movement to create awareness about what he described as "Indian and American terrorism".
He said rallies would be held in Rawalpindi on January 22, in Multan on January 29 and in Karachi on February 12.
JuD chief Hafiz Mohammad Saeed was present at the news conference but he did not speak.
Others who attended the meeting were former ISI chief Hamid Gul, Jamaat-e-Islami chief Munawar Hassan, senior JuD leader Abdul Rahman Makki, Awami Muslim League chief Shiekh Rashid Ahmed, PML-Z chief Ijaz-ul-Haq, and senior Ahl-e-Sunnat Wal Jamaat leader Ghulam Mustafa Jadoon. More Here

Ancient India Facts

Ancient India Facts

  • According to Greek philosophers slavery did not exist in ancient India.
  • Aryabhatta, the great astronomer and scientist, discovered zero. The number system was also invented in ancient India.
  • The Indus valley civilization was one of the most advance civilizations in terms of town planning etc.
  • During the ancient period there were many famous and important centers of learning in India- Taxila and Nalanda, where thousands of students from all over studied different subjects.
  • The earliest school of medicine known to humans is Ayurveda. Ayurveda was developed mainly by Charaka, the great Indian physician, during ancient times. It is the only system which takes the holistic view of the person being treated. 
  • India was known as golden bird because of her wealth. The later invaders came to India in search of wealth.
  • Bhaskaracharya, the great astronomer and mathematician of ancient India, was the first person to calculate the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun.
  • It was during the 6th century that Budhayana first calculated the value of pie and explained the concept of Pythagoras theorem.
  • It is interesting to note that ancient India was so advanced in science and mathematics that Algebra, trigonometry and calculus all came from India. In the 11th century Sridharacharya propounded the Quadratic equations.
  • Ancient Indians had a well developed concept of water harvesting. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra. This lake was called Sudarshana and built by the Shaka king, Rudradaman.
  • Chess was a popular game in ancient India.
  • The great physician of ancient India, Sushruta conducted complicated surgeries like cesareans, cataract, artificial limbs, fractures, stones, plastic surgery and brain surgery.
  • Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient India.

Key events in India history from 3000 BC till date

A chronology of key events:
India has been home to several ancient civilizations and empires, some dating back to more than 2,000 BC. Culture and religions have flourished over the millennia, and foreign influence has ebbed and flowed.
3000 BC: Beginning of the Indus Valley Civilization
2500 BC: Establishment of the cities of Harappa and Mohenjo-Daro in the Indus Valley
2000 BC: Decline of the Indus Valley Civilization
1600 BC: India is invaded by the Aryans from the west who drive away the Dravidians
1100 BC: With the discovery of iron, Indo-Aryans start using iron tools
1000 BC: One of the earliest Holy Scripture, Rig-Veda is composed
750 BC: Indo-Aryans rule over 16 Mahajanapadas (16 Great States) in northern India, from the Indus to the Ganges


700 BC: Beginning of the caste system, with the Brahmans taking the highest class
600 BC: The Upanishads are composed in Sanskrit
543 BC: Bimbisara of Bihar conquers the Magadha region in the northeast
527 BC: Prince Siddhartha Gautama attains enlightenment and becomes the Buddha
500 BC: The ascetic prince Mahavira establishes Jainism in northern India
493 BC: Bimbisara dies and is succeeded by Ajatashatru
461 BC: Ajatashatru expands the Magadha territory and dies shortly afterwards
327 BC: Alexander the Great of Macedonia invades the Indus valley, fights the famous battle with Porus
304 BC: Magadha king Chandragupta Maurya buys the Indus valley and establishes the Maurya dynasty with Pataliputra as the capital
300 BC: Ramayana, a famous epic is composed
300 BC: Chola dynasty establishes his kingdom over southern India with capital in Thanjavur
290 BC: Chandragupta's son Bindusara, extends the empire to the Deccan region
259 BC: Mauryan emperor Ashoka converts to Buddhism and sends out Buddhist missionaries to nearby regions
220 BC: Maurya dynasty expands to almost all of India
200 BC: Mahabharata, another famous epic is composed
200 BC: Andhras occupy the east coast of India
184 BC: Maurya dynasty ends and marks the beginning of Sunga dynasty
150 BC: Patanjali writes the "Yoga Sutras"
100 BC: Bhagavata Gita is composed
78 BC: End of Sunga dynasty
50 AD: Thomas, an apostle of Jesus, visits India
50 AD: The first Buddhist stupa is constructed at Sanchi
200 AD: The Manu code puts down the rules of everyday life and divides Hindus into four major castes (Brahmins, warriors, farmers/traders, non-Aryans)
300 AD: The Pallava dynasty is established in Kanchi
350 AD: The Sangam is compiled in the Tamil language in the kingdom of Madurai and the Puranas are composed
380 AD: Two giant Buddha statues are carved Buddhist monks in the rock at Afghanistan
390 AD: Chandra Gupta II extends the Gupta kingdom to Gujarat
450 AD: Kumaragupta builds the monastic university of Nalanda
499 AD: Hindu mathematician Aryabhatta writes the "Aryabhattiyam", the first book on Algebra
500 AD: Beginning of Bhakti cult in Tamil Nadu
528 AD: Gupta Empire sees a downfall due to continuous barbaric invasions
550 AD: Chalukyan kingdom is established in central India with capital in Badami
600 AD: Pallava dynasty governs southern India from Kanchi
606 AD: Harsha Vardhana, a Buddhist king builds the kingdom of Thanesar in north India and Nepal with capital at Kannauj in the Punjab
625 AD: Pulikesin extends the Chalukyan Empire in central India
647 AD: King Harsha Vardhana is defeated by the Chalukyas at Malwa
650 AD: Pallavas of Kanchipuram are defeated by the Chalukyas
670 AD: Pallavas establish themselves at a new city at Mamallapuram
750 AD: Gurjara - Pratiharas rule the north of India and the Palas establish themselves in eastern India
753 AD: Rashtrakutas, a Chalukya dynasty, expands from the Deccan into south and central India
775 AD: Chalukyas defeat the Rashtrakutas and move the capital at Kalyani
800 AD: Many kingdoms are created in central India and in Rajastan by Rajputs
846 AD: Cholas get back their independence from the Pallavas
885 AD: Pratihara Empire reaches its peak and extends its empire from Punjab to Gujarat to Central India
888 AD: End of the Pallava dynasty
985 AD: Rajaraja Chola extends the Chola Empire to all of south India and constructs the temple of Thanjavur
997 AD: Mahmud of Ghazni raids northern India
998 AD: Mahmud of Ghazni conquers the area of Punjab
1000 AD: Chola king Rajaraja builds the Brihadeshvara Temple in Thanjavur
1019 AD: Mahmud Ghazni attacks north India and destroys Kannauj, which is the capital of the Gurjara-Pratihara Empire
1050 AD: Chola Empire conquers Srivijaya, Malaya and the Maldives
1084 AD: Mahipala raises the Palas to the peak of their power
1190 AD: Chalukya Empire is split among Hoysalas, Yadavas and Kakatiyas
1858 - India comes under direct rule of the British crown after failed Indian mutiny.
1885 - Indian National Congress founded as forum for emerging nationalist feeling.

Mahatma Gandhi

Mahatma Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi steered India to independence
1920-22 - Nationalist figurehead Mahatma Gandhi launches anti-British civil disobedience campaign.
1942-43 - Congress launches "Quit India" movement.
1947 - End of British rule and partition of sub-continent into mainly Hindu India and Muslim-majority state of Pakistan.
Newly independent 1947-48 - Hundreds of thousands die in widespread communal bloodshed after partition.
1948 - Mahatma Gandhi assassinated by Hindu extremist.


1948 - War with Pakistan over disputed territory of Kashmir.
1951-52 - Congress Party wins first general elections under leadership of Jawaharlal Nehru.
Regional tensions 1962 - India loses brief border war with China.
1964 - Death of Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru.
1965 - Second war with Pakistan over Kashmir.
1966 - Nehru's daughter Indira Gandhi becomes prime minister.
1971 - Third war with Pakistan over creation of Bangladesh, formerly East Pakistan.
1971 - Twenty-year treaty of friendship signed with Soviet Union.
1974 - India explodes first nuclear device in underground test.
Democratic strains 1975 - Indira Gandhi declares state of emergency after being found guilty of electoral malpractice.
1975-1977 - Nearly 1,000 political opponents imprisoned and programme of compulsory birth control introduced.
1977 - Indira Gandhi's Congress Party loses general elections.
1980 - Indira Gandhi returns to power heading Congress party splinter group, Congress (Indira).
1984 - Troops storm Golden Temple - Sikhs' most holy shrine - to flush out Sikh militants pressing for self-rule.
1984 - Indira Gandhi assassinated by Sikh bodyguards, following which her son, Rajiv, takes over.
1984 December - Gas leak at Union Carbide pesticides plant in Bhopal. Thousands are killed immediately, many more subsequently die or are left disabled.
1987 - India deploys troops for peacekeeping operation in Sri Lanka's ethnic conflict.
1989 - Falling public support leads to Congress defeat in general election.
1990 - Indian troops withdrawn from Sri Lanka.
1990 - Muslim separatist groups begin campaign of violence in Kashmir.
1991 - Rajiv Gandhi assassinated by suicide bomber sympathetic to Sri Lanka's Tamil Tigers.
1991 - Economic reform programme begun by Prime Minister PV Narasimha Rao.
1992 - Hindu extremists demolish mosque in Ayodhya, triggering widespread Hindu-Muslim violence.
BJP to the fore 1996 - Congress suffers worst ever electoral defeat as Hindu nationalist BJP emerges as largest single party.
1998 - BJP forms coalition government under Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee.
1998 - India carries out nuclear tests, leading to widespread international condemnation.
1999 February - Vajpayee makes historic bus trip to Pakistan to meet Premier Nawaz Sharif and to sign bilateral Lahore peace declaration.
1999 May - Tension in Kashmir leads to brief war with Pakistan-backed forces in the icy heights around Kargil in Indian-held Kashmir.
1999 October - Cyclone devastates eastern state of Orissa, leaving at least 10,000 dead.
Population: 1 billion 2000 May - India marks the birth of its billionth citizen.
2000 - US President Bill Clinton makes a groundbreaking visit to improve ties.
2001 January - Massive earthquakes hit the western state of Gujarat, leaving at least 30,000 dead.
2001 April - 16 Indian and three Bangladeshi soldiers are killed in border clashes.
A high-powered rocket is launched, propelling India into the club of countries able to fire big satellites deep into space.
2001 July - Vajpayee meets Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf in the first summit between the two neighbours in more than two years. The meeting ends without a breakthrough or even a joint statement because of differences over Kashmir.
2001 July - Vajpayee's BJP party declines his offer to resign over a number of political scandals and the apparent failure of his talks with Pakistani President Musharraf.
2001 September - US lifts sanctions which it imposed against India and Pakistan after they staged nuclear tests in 1998. The move is seen as a reward for their support for the US-led anti-terror campaign.
Kashmir tensions rise 2001 October - India fires on Pakistani military posts in the heaviest firing along the dividing line of control in Kashmir for almost a year.
2001 December - Suicide squad attacks parliament in New Delhi, killing several police. The five gunmen die in the assault.
2001 December - India imposes sanctions against Pakistan, to force it to take action against two Kashmir militant groups blamed for the suicide attack on parliament. Pakistan retaliates with similar sanctions, and bans the groups in January.
2001 December - India, Pakistan mass troops on common border amid mounting fears of a looming war.
2002 January - India successfully test-fires a nuclear-capable ballistic missile - the Agni - off its eastern coast.
2002 February - Inter-religious bloodshed breaks out after 59 Hindu pilgrims returning from Ayodhya are killed in a train fire in Godhra, Gujarat. More than 1,000 people, mainly Muslims, die in subsequent riots. (Police and officials blamed the fire on a Muslim mob; a 2005 government investigation said it was an accident.)
2002 May - Pakistan test-fires three medium-range surface-to-surface Ghauri missiles, which are capable of carrying nuclear warheads.
War of words between Indian and Pakistani leaders intensifies. Actual war seems imminent.
2002 June - UK, US urge their citizens to leave India and Pakistan, while maintaining diplomatic offensive to avert war.
2002 July - Retired scientist and architect of India's missile programme APJ Abdul Kalam is elected president.
2003 August - At least 50 people are killed in two simultaneous bomb blasts in Bombay.
Kashmir ceasefire 2003 November - India matches Pakistan's declaration of a Kashmir ceasefire.
2003 December - India, Pakistan agree to resume direct air links and to allow overflights.
2004 January - Groundbreaking meeting held between government and moderate Kashmir separatists.
2004 May - Surprise victory for Congress Party in general elections. Manmohan Singh is sworn in as prime minister.
2004 September - India, along with Brazil, Germany and Japan, launches an application for a permanent seat on the UN Security Council.
2004 November - India begins to withdraw some of its troops from Kashmir.
Asian tsunami 2004 December - Thousands are killed when tidal waves, caused by a powerful undersea earthquake off the Indonesian coast, devastate coastal communities in the south and in the Andaman and Nicobar Islands.
2005 7 April - Bus services, the first in 60 years, operate between Srinagar in Indian-administered Kashmir and Muzaffarabad in Pakistani-administered Kashmir.
2005 July - More than 1,000 people are killed in floods and landslides caused by monsoon rains in Mumbai (Bombay) and Maharashtra region.
2005 October - An earthquake, with its epicentre in Pakistani-administered Kashmir, kills more than 1,000 people in Indian-administered Kashmir.
Bombs kill 62 people in Delhi. A little-known Kashmiri group says it is behind the attacks.
2006 February - India's largest-ever rural jobs scheme is launched, aimed at lifting around 60 million families out of poverty.
Nuclear deal 2006 March - US and India sign a nuclear agreement during a visit by US President George W Bush. The US gives India access to civilian nuclear technology while India agrees to greater scrutiny for its nuclear programme.
14 people are killed by bomb blasts in the Hindu pilgrimage city of Varanasi.
2006 May - Suspected Islamic militants kill 35 Hindus in the worst attacks in Indian-administered Kashmir for several months.
2006 11 July - More than 180 people are killed in bomb attacks on rush-hour trains in Mumbai. Investigators blame Islamic militants based in Pakistan.
2006 8 September - Explosions outside a mosque in the western town of Malegaon kill at least 31 people.
2006 November - Hu Jintao makes the first visit to India by a Chinese president in a decade.
2006 December - US President George W Bush approves a controversial law allowing India to buy US nuclear reactors and fuel for the first time in 30 years.
Train attack 2007 18 February - 68 passengers, most of them Pakistanis, are killed by bomb blasts and a blaze on a train travelling from New Delhi to the Pakistani city of Lahore.
2007 February - India and Pakistan sign an agreement aimed at reducing the risk of accidental nuclear war.
2007 March - Maoist rebels in Chhattisgarh state kill more than 50 policemen in a dawn attack.
2007 April - India's first commercial space rocket is launched, carrying an Italian satellite.
2007 May - At least nine people are killed in a bomb explosion at the main mosque in Hyderabad. Several others are killed in subsequent rioting.
2007 May - Government announces its strongest economic growth figures for 20 years - 9.4% in the year to March.
2007 July - India says the number of its people with HIV or AIDS is about half of earlier official tallies. Health ministry figures put the total at between 2 million and 3.1 million cases, compared with previous estimates of more than 5 million.
First woman president 2007 July - Pratibha Patil becomes first woman to be elected president of India.
2008 July - Congress-led governing coalition survives vote of confidence brought after left-wing parties withdraw their support over controversial nuclear cooperation deal with US. After the vote, several left-wing and regional parties form new alliance to oppose government, saying it has been tainted by corruption.
2008 July - Series of explosions kills 49 in Ahmedabad, in Gujarat state. The little-known group Indian Mujahideen claims responsibility.
2008 October - Following approval by the US Congress, President George W Bush signs into law a nuclear deal with India, which ends a three-decade ban on US nuclear trade with Delhi.
India successfully launches its first mission to the moon, the unmanned lunar probe Chandrayaan-1.
Mumbai attacks 2008 November - Nearly 200 people are killed and hundreds injured in a series of co-ordinated attacks by gunmen on the main tourist and business area of India's financial capital Mumbai. India blames militants from Pakistan for the attacks and demands that Islamabad take strong action against those responsible.
2008 December - India announces "pause" in peace process with Pakistan. Indian cricket team cancels planned tour of Pakistan.
2009 February - India and Russia sign deals worth $700m, according to which Moscow will supply uranium to Delhi. 2009 April - Trial of sole surviving suspect in Mumbai attacks begins.
2009 May - Resounding general election victory gives governing Congress-led alliance of PM Manmohan Singh an enhanced position in parliament, only 11 seats short of an absolute majority.
2009 July - Pakistani, Indian premiers pledge to work together to fight terror irrespective of progress on improving broader ties.
A Dehli court rules that homosexual intercourse between consenting adults is not criminal, overturning a 148-year-old colonial law.
2009 December - The federal government says it will allow a new state, called Telangana, to be carved out of part of the southern state of Andhra Pradesh. Violent protests both for and against the new state break out.
2010 February - Bomb explosion in a restaurant popular with tourists in Pune, in the western state of Maharashtra, kills 16 people, sparking security fears.
2010 May - The solve surviving gunman of the 2008 Mumbai attacks, Ajmal Amir Qasab, is convicted of murder, waging war on India and possessing explosives.
2010 June - A court in Bhopal sentences eight Indians to two years each in jail for "death by negligence" over the 1984 Union Carbide gas plant leak. Thousands died in this, the world's worst industrial accident.
2010 September - Allahabad High Court rules that disputed holy site of Ayodhya should be divided between Hindus and Muslims; the destruction of a mosque on the site by Hindu extremists in 1992 led to rioting in which about 2,000 people died.
2010 October - Delhi Commonwealth Games go ahead despite widespread criticism of the state of the facilities and claims of poor organisation.
2011 February - Prime Minister Singh denies he is a lame duck leader and vows to carry on in office after a run of debilitating scandals, including a shady telecoms deal thought to have cost the government up to $37bn (£23bn) in lost revenue.
2011 March - Results of 2011 census put India's population at 1.21bn, an increase of 181 million over ten years.
India overtakes China to become the world's largest importer of arms, according to the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute.
India and Pakistan agree to continue talks to normalise relations as their prime ministers meet at the World Cup cricket match between the two countries in Mohali, India.
2011 August - Prominent social activist Anna Hazare stages 12-day hunger strike in Delhi in protest at state corruption, after government proposals to tighten up anti-graft legislation fall short of his demands.
2011 November - Fourteen people including a government minister go on trial in one of India's biggest ever corruption scandals - a telecoms deal alleged to have involved the selling of mobile phone licenses at knock-down prices in exchange for bribes.